Series 1 | ||
Welcome to Royston Vasey (1.1) |
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League Characters: | Non-League Characters: | |
Ally Welles - horror film fan | Annie Raines - turtle loving, train-lady, Lazarou "wife" | |
Barbara Dixon - transsexual owner of Bab's Cabs | Colin - Job Seeker | |
Benjamin Denton - nephew of Val and Harvey Denton | Robert - job seeker | |
Brian Morgan - businessman | ||
Bobby Woodward - policeman | ||
Edward Tattsyrup - co-owner of the Local Shop | ||
Geoff Tipps - angry businessman | ||
Harvey Denton - Toad lover and clean freak | ||
Henry Portrait - horror-film fan | ||
Hilary Briss - butcher | ||
Jed Tinsel - farmer | ||
Martin Lee - hiker | ||
Matthew Chinnery - veterinarian | ||
Mickey M. Michaels - dole scum | ||
Mike Harris - businessman | ||
Pauline Campbell-Jones - restart officer | ||
Ross Gaines - undercover dole-scum | ||
Tubbs Tattsyrup - co-owner of the Local Shop | ||
Val Denton - wife of Harvey Denton | ||
The Road to Royston Vasey (1.2) |
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League Characters: | Non-League Characters: | |
Al - Pop's eldest son | Kidd (Mr) - Surveyor for PQ construction | |
Ally Welles - horror film fan | Shack - Thom McQueen's friend | |
Benjamin Denton - nephew of Val and Harvey Denton | Thom McQueen - Les' son | |
Bernice Woodall - Vicar/Agony Aunt | ||
Edward Tattsyrup - co-owner of the Local Shop | ||
Harvey Denton - Toad lover and clean freak | ||
Henry Portrait - horror-film fan | ||
Hilary Briss - butcher | ||
Iris Krell - house keeper | ||
Judee Levinson - glamorous rich woman | ||
Les McQueen - ex-Crème Brulee member | ||
Matthew Chinnery - veterinarian | ||
Mickey M. Michaels - dole scum | ||
Pauline Campbell-Jones - restart officer | ||
Pop - newsagent and landlord | ||
Rich - Pop's younger son | ||
Ross Gaines - undercover dole-scum | ||
Sam Chignell - local councillor | ||
Tubbs Tattsyrup - co-owner of the Local Shop | ||
Val Denton - wife of Harvey Denton | ||
Wynt (Mr) - surveyor for PQ construction | ||
Nightmare in Royston Vasey (1.3) |
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League Characters: | Non-League Characters: | |
Barbara Dixon - transsexual owner of Bab's Cabs | Annie Raines - turtle loving, train-lady, Lazarou "wife" | |
Benjamin Denton - nephew of Val and Harvey Denton | Foreman - Foreman during the road's construction | |
Bernice Woodall - Vicar/Agony Aunt | John the Construction Worker - a construction worker | |
Brian Morgan - businessman | Little Don - Owner of the Roundabout Zoo | |
Edward Tattsyrup - co-owner of the Local Shop | Pram Woman - Woman pushing baby carriage w/ turtle | |
Geoff Tipps - angry businessman | ||
Harvey Denton - Toad lover and clean freak | ||
Hilary Briss - butcher | ||
Lance Longthorne - Joke shop owner | ||
Matthew Chinnery - veterinarian | ||
Maurice Evans - magistrate | ||
Mickey M. Michaels - dole scum | ||
Mike Harris - businessman | ||
Pauline Campbell-Jones - restart officer | ||
Ross Gaines - undercover dole-scum | ||
Sam Chignell - local councillor | ||
Tubbs Tattsyrup - co-owner of the Local Shop | ||
Val Denton - wife of Harvey Denton | ||
The Beast of Royston Vasey (1.4) |
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League Characters: | Non-League Characters: | |
Andrew Ward - scarecrow | Blind Man - Blind man who has an encounter with Mr. Foot | |
Barbara Dixon - transsexual owner of Bab's Cabs | Chloe Denton - one of the Denton twins | |
Benjamin Denton - nephew of Val and Harvey Denton | Colin - Man with dog | |
Bernice Woodall - Vicar/Agony Aunt | Foreman - Foreman during the road's construction | |
Charlie Hull - Husband, masseuse | Little Don - Owner of the Roundabout Zoo | |
Dave Parkes - Legz Akimbo member | Luigi - Restaurant owner | |
Edward Tattsyrup - co-owner of the Local Shop | Policeman 1 - Policeman looking for lost zoo | |
Ernest Foot - tactless senior citizen | Policeman 2 - Assists Dr. Chinnery at autopsy | |
Harvey Denton - Toad lover and clean freak | Radclyffe Denton - one of the Denton twins | |
Inspector Shakespeare - police officer | Schoolchildren - Witnesses of a Legz Akimbo performance | |
Jed Tinsel - farmer | ||
Judee Levinson - glamorous rich woman | ||
Matthew Chinnery - veterinarian | ||
Ollie Plimsolls - founder of Legz Akimbo | ||
Phil Proctor - Legz Akimbo member | ||
Stella Hull - bitter wife | ||
Tubbs Tattsyrup - co-owner of the Local Shop | ||
Val Denton - wife of Harvey Denton | ||
Love Comes to Royston Vasey (1.5) |
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League Characters: | Non-League Characters: | |
Ally Welles - horror film fan | Cheryl Harris - Mike's wife | |
Barbara Dixon - transsexual owner of Bab's Cabs | Chloe Denton - one of the Denton twins | |
Benjamin Denton - nephew of Val and Harvey Denton | Ken Sweeney - Royston Vasey's near-sighted photographer | |
Bernice Woodall - Vicar/Agony Aunt | Maynard - roadie | |
Brian Morgan - businessman | Pram Woman - Woman moving a pram & potential no-tail | |
Charlie Hull - Husband, masseuse | Radclyffe Denton - one of the Denton twins | |
Ernest Foot - tactless senior citizen | Stevens - musician | |
Geoff Tipps - angry businessman | Simon - wheelchair-bound young man | |
Haig - film fan & reluctant painter | ||
Harvey Denton - Toad lover and clean freak | ||
Henry Portrait - horror-film fan | ||
Hilary Briss - butcher | ||
Les McQueen - ex-Crème Brulee member | ||
Maurice Evans - magistrate | ||
Mick McNamara - cave guide | ||
Mike Harris - businessman | ||
Sam Chignell - local councillor | ||
Stella Hull - bitter wife | ||
Val Denton - wife of Harvey Denton | ||
Escape from Royston Vasey (1.6) |
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League Characters: | Non-League Characters: | |
Barbara Dixon - transsexual owner of Bab's Cabs | Cheryl Harris - Mike's wife | |
Benjamin Denton - nephew of Val and Harvey Denton | Chloe Denton - one of the Denton twins | |
Bernice Woodall - Vicar/Agony Aunt | Little Boy - a classmate of Chloe & Radcliffe | |
Brian Morgan - businessman | Nathalie - a classmate of Chloe & Radcliffe | |
David Tattsyrup - son of Tubbs & Edward | Nurse Rich - Assists during Barbara's operation | |
Edward Tattsyrup - co-owner of the Local Shop | Postbox Boy - Boy who works in the postbox | |
Geoff Tipps - angry businessman | Postman - a postman | |
Harvey Denton - Toad lover and clean freak | Radclyffe Denton - one of the Denton twins | |
Jed Tinsel - farmer | ||
Matthew Chinnery - veterinarian | ||
Mickey M. Michaels - dole scum | ||
Mike Harris - businessman | ||
Pauline Campbell-Jones - restart officer | ||
Ross Gaines - undercover dole-scum | ||
Tubbs Tattsyrup - co-owner of the Local Shop | ||
Val Denton - wife of Harvey Denton | ||
Series 2 |
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Destination: Royston Vasey (2.1) |
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League Characters: | Non-League Characters: | |
Al - Pop's eldest son | Annie Raines - turtle loving, train-lady, Lazarou "wife" | |
Barbara Dixon - transsexual owner of Bab's Cabs | Bearded Lady - Member of Papa Lazarou's Carnival | |
Benjamin Denton - nephew of Val and Harvey Denton | Collier - Boy who wants some of Hilary's special stuff | |
Cathy Carter-Smith - Restart officer | Cox (Inspector) - Policeman with a taste for special stuff | |
David Tattsyrup - son of Tubbs & Edward | Irish Giant - Member: Papa Lazarou's Pandemonium Carnival | |
Edward Tattsyrup - co-owner of the Local Shop | Ken Sweeney - Royston Vasey's near-sighted photographer | |
Harvey Denton - Toad lover and clean freak | Pebble Reynolds - one of Papa Lazarou's henchmen | |
Hilary Briss - butcher | Simba Brown - one of Papa Lazarou's henchmen | |
Ingleby (Reg) - world's smallest escapologist | Tik-Tikk Binns - one of Papa Lazarou's henchmen | |
Mama Lazarou - wife of Papa Lazarou | Toad Transit Guy - He delivers a special toad | |
Mary Hobbs - housewife | ||
Matthew Chinnery - veterinarian | ||
Mickey M. Michaels - dole scum | ||
Papa Lazarou - circus ringmaster | ||
Pauline Campbell-Jones - restart officer | ||
Pop - newsagent and landlord | ||
Reenie Calver - charity-shop worker | ||
Sam Chignell - local councillor | ||
Tubbs Tattsyrup - co-owner of the Local Shop | ||
Val Denton - wife of Harvey Denton | ||
Vinnie Wythenshaw - charity-shop worker | ||
Lust for Royston Vasey (2.2) |
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League Characters: | Non-League Characters: | |
Al - Pop's eldest son Alvin Steele - Hotel owner Bamford (Mr) - terminally ill patient Benjamin Denton - nephew of Val and Harvey Denton Bernice Woodall - Vicar/Agony Aunt Bobby Hart - Koi owner David Tattsyrup - son of Tubbs & Edward Edgar Fish (Dr) - doctor and film fan Edward Tattsyrup - co-owner of the Local Shop Haig - film fan & reluctant painter Harvey Denton - Toad lover and clean freak Herr Wolf Lipp - German teacher Iris Krell - house keeper Lucas Wesley (Dr) - crooked doctor Matthew Chinnery - veterinarian Mickey M. Michaels - dole scum Pauline Campbell-Jones - restart officer Pop - newsagent and landlord Ross Gaines - undercover dole-scum Tubbs Tattsyrup - co-owner of the Local Shop Val Denton - wife of Harvey Denton |
Chloe Denton - one of the Denton twins Deiter - German exchange student Haig's Mother - enjoys painting countrysides Ice Cream Boy - He doesn't order his ice cream with sauce Ice Cream Man - Drives the ice cream truck Ice Cream Man's Wife - Sees her husband at the hospital Justin Smart - Herr Lipp's love interest Radclyffe Denton - one of the Denton twins Roberta Smart - Herr Lipp's border & poll taker Sunny Steele - Hotel owner Trish - nurse & Al's date |
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A Plague on Royston Vasey (2.3) |
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League Characters: | Non-League Characters: | |
Ally Welles - horror film fan Bernice Woodall - Vicar/Agony Aunt Best (Mr) - supervisor of geriatric ward Charlie Hull - Husband, masseuse Edward Tattsyrup - co-owner of the Local Shop Henry Portrait - horror-film fan Hilary Briss - butcher Iain Cashmore - single guy, looking for love Les McQueen - ex-Crème Brulee member Maurice Evans - magistrate Mickey M. Michaels - dole scum Mike King - hospital radio DJ Olive Kilshaw - dating agency worker Pauline Campbell-Jones - restart officer Pop - newsagent and landlord Ross Gaines - undercover dole-scum Sam Chignell - local councillor Simon (Dr) - card game hating doctor Stella Hull - bitter wife Tubbs Tattsyrup - co-owner of the Local Shop |
Bike Boy - Hard-of-hearing kid on a bike Cox (Inspector) - Policeman with a taste for special stuff Eunice Evans - Maurice's wife, Pauline's "friend" Gary - Pop's tenant & Anne Frank actor Grave Digger - seen flirting at the Ice Cream Man's funeral Ice Cream Man's Wife - Sees her husband at the hospital Jade - Child that Stella and Charlie babysit Lady hiker - Lady hiker Lynne - Pop's tenant & Anne Frank actress Nibble Box Woman - Worker at the Nibble Box |
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Death in Royston Vasey (2.4) |
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League Characters: | Non-League Characters: | |
Ally Welles - horror film fan Ava De Courcey - old lady, dog lover Barbara Dixon - transsexual owner of Bab's Cabs Benjamin Denton - nephew of Val and Harvey Denton Brian Morgan - businessman Edward Tattsyrup - co-owner of the Local Shop Geoff Tipps - angry businessman Gina Beasley - grieving mother & patient of Dr. Carlton Harvey Denton - Toad lover and clean freak Henry Portrait - horror-film fan Herr Wolf Lipp - German teacher Hilary Briss - butcher Interviewer - interviews Mayor Vaughn Iris Krell - house keeper Jed Hunter - ad director Judee Levinson - glamorous rich woman Matthew Chinnery - veterinarian Maurice Evans - magistrate Mike Harris - businessman Murray Mint - assistant to Mayor Vaughn Pamela Doove - aspiring actress Pop - newsagent and landlord Reenie Calver - charity-shop worker Sam Chignell - local councillor Tubbs Tattsyrup - co-owner of the Local Shop Val Denton - wife of Harvey Denton Vinnie Wythenshaw - charity-shop worker |
Eunice Evans - Maurice's wife, Pauline's "friend" Gary - Pop's tenant & Anne Frank actor Justin Smart - Herr Lipp's love interest Lynne - Pop's tenant & Anne Frank actress Mekos (Dr.) - Dr. who visits Benjamin Mayor Larry Vaughn - Mayor of Royston Vasey Paramedic - Series 2 Paramedic |
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Anarchy in Royston Vasey (2.5) |
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League Characters: | Non-League Characters: | |
Barbara Dixon - transsexual owner of Bab's Cabs Benjamin Denton - nephew of Val and Harvey Denton Bob Chagall - Crème Brulee's keyboard player Brian Morgan - businessman Chris Frost - store detective Edward Tattsyrup - co-owner of the Local Shop Geoff Tipps - angry businessman Harvey Denton - Toad lover and clean freak Herr Wolf Lipp - German teacher Hilary Briss - butcher Les McQueen - ex-Crème Brulee member Lotte Lipp - Herr Lipp's wife Maurice Evans - magistrate Mechanic (The) - a mechanic Mickey M. Michaels - dole scum Mike Harris - businessman Patch Lafeyette - Crème Brulee's drummer Pauline Campbell-Jones - restart officer Ross Gaines - undercover dole-scum Sam Chignell - local councillor Tubbs Tattsyrup - co-owner of the Local Shop Val Denton - wife of Harvey Denton |
Base Player - Base Player for Crème Brulee Butler - Speaker at the Auto Plastics Bi-Annual Convention Cox (Inspector) - Policeman with a taste for special stuff Eunice Evans - Maurice's wife, Pauline's "friend" Justin Smart - Herr Lipp's love interest Lady hiker - Lady hiker Lady Shopper - Potential no-tail Tony Cluedo - Lead singer for Crème Brulee |
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Royston Vasey and the Monster from Hell (2.6) |
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League Characters: | Non-League Characters: | |
Barbara Dixon - transsexual owner of Bab's Cabs Benjamin Denton - nephew of Val and Harvey Denton Charlie Hull - Husband, masseuse Dave Parkes - Legz Akimbo member David Tattsyrup - son of Tubbs & Edward Edward Tattsyrup - co-owner of the Local Shop Harvey Denton - Toad lover and clean freak Herr Wolf Lipp - German teacher Hilary Briss - butcher Judee Levinson - glamorous rich woman Matthew Chinnery - veterinarian Maurice Evans - magistrate Murray Mint - assistant to Mayor Vaughn Ollie Plimsolls - founder of Legz Akimbo Phil Proctor - Legz Akimbo member Reenie Calver - charity-shop worker Sam Chignell - local councillor Stella Hull - bitter wife Tony Bell - Stella's lover and daughter Julie's boyfriend Tubbs Tattsyrup - co-owner of the Local Shop Val Denton - wife of Harvey Denton Vinnie Wythenshaw - charity-shop worker |
Chloe Denton - one of the Denton twins Cox (Inspector) - Policeman with a taste for special stuff Crowd Man - Man in angry mob Crowd Man 2 - Another man in angry mob Crowd Woman - Woman in angry mob Eunice Evans - Maurice's wife, Pauline's "friend" John - bird-loving friend of Dr. Chinnery Mayor Larry Vaughn - Mayor of Royston Vasey Policeman 3 - Policeman after Hilary and his wife Police Officer - Policeman who finds Sam and Maurice Radclyffe Denton - one of the Denton twins Roberta Smart - Herr Lipp's border & poll taker Young Homeless - a young homeless person Yvonne - left a bag at the Charity Shop |
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The Christmas Special |
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League Characters: | Non-League Characters: | |
Barbara Dixon - transsexual owner of Bab's Cabs Bernice Woodall - Vicar/Agony Aunt Charlie Hull - Husband, masseuse Harvey Denton - Toad lover and clean freak Herr Wolf Lipp - German teacher Iris Krell - house keeper Judee Levinson - glamorous rich woman Lee Scott - Stella's friend's husband Lotte Lipp - Herr Lipp's wife Matthew Chinnery - veterinarian Matthew Parker - innocent choirboy Mickey M. Michaels - dole scum Mike King - hospital radio DJ Pamela Doove - aspiring actress Papa Lazarou - circus ringmaster Pauline Campbell-Jones - restart officer Reenie Calver - charity-shop worker Ross Gaines - undercover dole-scum Singleton Boothby (Dr) - Victorian-era vet Stella Hull - bitter wife Timothy Majolica (Dr) - Victorian-era vet Val Denton - wife of Harvey Denton Vinnie Wythenshaw - charity-shop worker |
Ashdown - Dr Majolica's butler Choirboys - Herr Lipp's quire Donna - Stella's friend Mrs. Huxtable - an elderly Chambermaid Magnus Purblind (Dr) - Victorian-era vet Masked Woman - member of solutions Old Matthew - Young Matthew, grown up Pebble Reynolds - one of Papa Lazarou's henchmen Simba Brown - one of Papa Lazarou's henchmen Tik-Tikk Binns - one of Papa Lazarou's henchmen Mrs. Trevithick - fan of Dr. Chinnery |
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Series 3 |
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The Lesbian and the Monkey (3.1) |
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League Characters: | Non-League Characters: | |
Barbara Dixon - transsexual owner of Bab's Cabs Edward Tattsyrup - co-owner of the Local Shop Ernest Foot - tactless senior citizen Gina Beasley - grieving mother & patient of Dr. Carlton Ira Carlton (Dr) - unsympathetic doctor Jeanette Stevens - private patient of Dr. Carlton Mickey M. Michaels - dole scum Pauline Campbell-Jones - restart officer Peter Foot - funeral-obsessed senior citizen Ross Gaines - undercover dole-scum Sheila Foot - wife of Peter Foot Tubbs Tattsyrup - co-owner of the Local Shop |
Delivery Lady - Delivers Pauline's giant pen Fat Laura - Pauline's roommate Eunice Evans - Maurice's wife, Pauline's "friend" Mr. Fishwick - one of Dr. Carlton's private patients Miss Taylor - one of Dr. Carlton's private patients Patsy Towers - Pandemonium Carnival worker Paul Reed - one of Dr. Carlton's private patients |
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The One Armed Man is King (3.2) |
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League Characters: | Non-League Characters: | |
Barrington "Barry" Baggs - debt collector Glenn Tilbrook Baggs - debt collector Joseph Nigel Lisgoe - Boss of Barry and Glenn Baggs Lance Longthorne - Joke shop owner Lucas Wesley (Dr) - crooked doctor Mechanic (The) - a mechanic Mickey M. Michaels - dole scum Mike King - hospital radio DJ Owen Fallowfield - morgue worker (with issues) Pauline Campbell-Jones - restart officer Pop - newsagent and landlord |
Mrs. Airey - angry debtor Bouncer - bouncer Charity Tin Woman - charity tin woman Mrs. Halliwell - nice old lady debtor Joke Shop Kid - Nana Brambles' grandson Lady arm - Lance's transplanted arm Nana Brambles - Grandpa and sexplorer Queenie - stripper Trish - nurse & Al's date |
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Turn Again Geoff Tipps (3.3) |
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League Characters: | Non-League Characters: | |
Dave Parkes - Legz Akimbo member Don Lynch - Club manager/terrorist Geoff Tipps - angry businessman Jed Hunter - ad director Lance Longthorne - Joke shop owner Mike Harris - businessman Ollie Plimsolls - founder of Legz Akimbo Pauline Campbell-Jones - restart officer Phil Proctor - Legz Akimbo member Tish Guppy - fag-hag |
Beefy Man - Nice guy who helps the disabled Cake Shop Lady - cake shop lady Carl - Member of skits-o-phrenics Driver - giver of directions Hotel Receptionist - hotel receptionist Jezza - Member of skits-o-phrenics Paramedic - Series 3 Paramedic Polly - Member of skits-o-phrenics TV Reporter - TV news reporter |
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The Medusa Touch (3.4) |
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League Characters: | Non-League Characters: | |
Alvin Steele - Hotel owner Anne Hand - Terry Lollard's companion Barbara Dixon - transsexual owner of Bab's Cabs Daddy - Sexual Scientist Judith Buckle - garden center employee Les McQueen - ex-Crème Brulee member Nancy Glass - child-beauty pagent step-mother Noel Glass - child-beauty pagent father Terry Lollard - door-to-door Christian |
Casey Glass - child beauty-pagent entrant Garden Centre Assistant - Garden center employee Hat Pins Lady - Sexplorer Hot Wax Man - Sexplorer Indian Man - Sexplorer Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen - Home-Improvement show host Nana Brambles - Grandpa and sexplorer Registrar - Child-pagent worker Sandra - reluctant door-to-door customer Seedy Man - Sexplorer Sexplorer Woman - Sexplorer Sunny Steele - Hotel owner Tank - Sexplorer |
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Beauty and the Beast (or Come Into My Parlor) (3.5) |
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League Characters: | Non-League Characters: | |
Anthony "Neds" Needham - Knight Rider fan Charlie Hull - Husband, masseuse Erno Breastpinch'd (Prof) - market researcher Iris Krell - house keeper Judee Levinson - glamorous rich woman Keith Drop - charity-shop worker Tony Bell - Stella's lover and daughter Julie's boyfriend |
Heap (Mr) - Patron of the Spit & Polish Beauty Salon Lady massage client - Lady massage client Luigi - Restaurant owner Mandy - hoodlum Neds' Grandad - Neds' Grandad Nurse Rich - Assists during Barbara's operation Repton - hoodlum Roberta Smart - Herr Lipp's border & poll taker Tris - Neds' young friend |
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How the Elephant Got Its Trunk (3.6) |
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League Characters: | Non-League Characters: | |
Alvin Steele - Hotel owner Barbara Dixon - transsexual owner of Bab's Cabs Bernice Woodall - Vicar/Agony Aunt Brian Morgan - businessman Charlie Hull - Husband, masseuse Dean Tavalouris - amateur magician Geoff Tipps - angry businessman Judith Buckle - garden center employee Keith Drop - charity-shop worker Kenny Harris - Dog cinema owner Lance Longthorne - Joke shop owner Mickey M. Michaels - dole scum Mike Harris - businessman Mike King - hospital radio DJ Oshi Kurosawa - Japanese projectionist Pamela Doove - aspiring actress Papa Lazarou - circus ringmaster Pauline Campbell-Jones - restart officer Reenie Calver - charity-shop worker Ross Gaines - undercover dole-scum Shirley Shelley - assistant at Dog Cinema Tony Bell - Stella's lover and daughter Julie's boyfriend Vinnie Wythenshaw - charity-shop worker |
Alana - Appreciates a good magic trick Bongo - Not a fan of magic Cheryl Harris - Mike's wife Dog Lady - Lady who cleans up after her little dog Dougal Siepp - Cat lover & opponent of Dog Cinema Frank - unwilling magician's assistant Gary - Pop's tenant & Anne Frank actor Katie Morgan - Wife of Brian Morgan (and Papa Lazarou) Kerry - Appreciates a good magic trick Lynne - Pop's tenant & Anne Frank actress Miggy - Not a fan of magic Minn - Freezation wife Paramedic - Series 3 Paramedic Pat - Magician interrupter Pebble Reynolds - one of Papa Lazarou's henchmen Simba Brown - one of Papa Lazarou's henchmen Tik-Tikk Binns - one of Papa Lazarou's henchmen |