Charlie Hull | |||
Appears in: Series 1, Series 2, The Christmas Special, Live at Drury Lane, Series 3 Played By: Steve Pemberton Quickie Bio: Charlie and his wife, Stella, don't get along very well anymore, in fact any time spent together usually involves seeing who can outdo the other with insults. They rarely speak directly to each other, usually talking through a third party (such as their daughter Julie, her boyfriend Tony, and waiter Luigi). Oddly enough, after each monstrous blowout they go right back to decent behavior and some sense of normalcy. Deep down they probably still love each other, although they are loathe to admit it. Charlie took up linedancing as a hobby, although a particularly bad dream affected his enjoyment of it. Charlie eventually found work where he excelled -- he opened a massage parlor with Judee Levinson. Apparently he learned the skill while in the Merchant Navy, but could never open a posh massage place of his own. The original deal was that Judee would bring in the people and get them settled, then she would slip out while Charlie did the actual massage (a recording of Judee's voice would play while Charlie did his work). This worked well for a while, until Charlie went "above and beyond" for an elderly gentleman client -- one who spread the word of the special services he received and new patrons started arriving my the truckload. Tony, one of Stella's former lovers, came in for a "special" massage, and although Charlie was mortified he was also awed by Tony and developed quite a crush on him ("...not in a queer way," according to Charlie). All this time Judee has been struggling with her own crush on Charlie, while Tony is very impressed with the massage (thinking it was Judee, not Charlie) and develops a crush on Judee -- completing the love-triangle. It all culminates in an uncomfortable date at Luigi's where Charlie's infatuation with Tony and role in the massages is revealed. Tony leaves disgusted, Judee drops him as a business partner, and Stella comes in to inform him that she's hit the jackpot and is leaving him. Sad as Charlie's story may be, his St. Christopher saves his life, and he eventually finds some sort of happiness in an elephant. Useless Trivia: Quotes:
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Stella Hull | |||
Appears in: Series 1, Series 2, The Christmas Special, Live at Drury Lane, Series 3 Played By: Reece Shearsmith Quickie Bio: Stella is a bitter wife who enjoys gambling (particularly slot machines at The Greedy Slits) and has participated in a few extra-marital affairs. She and her husband, Charlie, don't get along very well anymore, in fact any time spent together usually involves seeing which can outdo the other in insults. They rarely speak directly to each other, usually talking through a third party (such as their daughter Julie, her boyfriend Tony, and waiter Luigi). Oddly enough, after each monstrous blowout they go right back to decent behavior and some sense of normalcy. Deep down they probably still love each other, although they are loathe to admit it. She took up line dancing with Charlie, although she was not a big fan of it and feels that Charlie's line-dancing obsession is stealing him away from her. As far as we know, Stella finally left her husband after she won the jackpot (although part of me really wants to see how this story continues after Charlie goes missing). Charlie has a terrible dream where Stella approaches a group called "Solutions" because she wants to stop Charlie's line dancing. Useless Trivia:
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Tony Bell | |||
Appears in: Series 2, Live at Drury Lane, Series 3 Played By: Mark Gatiss Quickie Bio: Julie's fiancee, until Charlie finds out that he's had a fling with Julie's mom, Stella. Tony works at "The Greedy Slits", a gambling center with slot machines (Stella's favorite hobby). Later, he visits Judee and Charlie's massage parlor for a "special" massage and develops a crush on Judee. Charlie develops a crush on Tony (although "...not in a queer way," according to Charlie). Has a birthmark that looks like the red TeleTubby (Po), and is apparently quite well-endowed.
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Lee Scott | |||
Appears in: The Christmas Special Played By: Mark Gatiss Quickie Bio: Donna's wandering husband (who has a fling with Stella -- at least in Charlie's dream, that is). Useless Trivia:
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Luigi | |||
Appears in: Series 1, Series 3 Played By: John De Main Quickie Bio: Runs a popular Italian restaurant, Luigi's, in Royston Vasey. Although he speaks with an Italian accent and everyone calls him Luigi, his real name is Carl and he's not from Italy. Useless Trivia:
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Jade | |||
Appears in: Series 2 Played By: ??? Quickie Bio: The adorable child that Stella and Charlie babysit while her mother goes to the hospital with a nosebleed. Useless Trivia:
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Donna | |||
Appears in: The Christmas Special Played By: Liza Tarbuck Quickie Bio: Stella's friend, Donna and her husband, Lee also take line-dancing classes. When Stella complains to Donna about Charlie's line-dancing obsession, Donna tells Stella about a group she's involved with, Solutions. Note: All of the Solutions happenings take place in Charlie's dream, so none of it really happened. Useless Trivia:
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Dog Lady | |||
Appears in: Series 3 Played By: Pat Ward Quickie Bio: Lady who cleans up after her little dog by throwing out the dog instead of the dog-poop... Useless Trivia:
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Lady Massage Client | |||
Appears in: Series 3 Played By: Roz McCutcheon Quickie Bio: One of the Spit and Polish's first customers. We see the switcheroo that Judee and Charlie are doing during her massage.
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Mr. Heap | |||
Appears in: Series 3 Played By: John Jardine Quickie Bio: A patron of the Spit and Polish, he is the first customer to request "extras" (because his wife has arthritis).
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Bystander | |||
Appears in: Series 3 Played By: ??? Quickie Bio: Witness to Charlie's accident, is seen with Tony in the aftermath
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